[ritornerai]

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

[queencrash]

“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

no but, this would be great. You select how many years you’ve been driving and it insults you based on that/

Learners: ‘Ok, you missed the exit. It’s alright. If you take the next exit and then follow this new path we’ll be back on track. You’re doing good. Everyone makes mistakes.’

Passed/ Only been driving less than two years: ‘Well, you missed the exit. Just take the next one and listen a bit more carefully.’

Been driving for ages: ‘That was disgraceful. You missed the exit you fucking donkey. My grandma drives better than you and she’s dead.’